Monday, 28 February 2011

Ellroy, Never Let Me Go and the brilliance of Enid Coleslaw - Reviews #54


Ghost World's Enid. A favourite of mine.

*FILM OF THE YEAR SO FAR*
Ghost World (Terry Zwigoff, 2001) - You can take your Juno, your Scott Pilgrim, even your Heathers, and chuck them in a skip, because Ghost World just does it all so much better. Well, all of it that's worth doing. I'm beginning to think this melancholy, bitingly hilarious crystallisation of teen ennui might be the only film I'll ever really need. (4)



The Cameraman (Edward Sedgwick, 1928) - Buster's last great film and probably his sweetest, both in terms of the wistful, heart-rending romance and the victory he was striking over his clueless new employers at MGM. Light on stunts but full of staggeringly brilliant set-pieces: the bus ride, the phone call, the reflex test, the solo ball game, the tong war and the parade. Knowing what happened to Buster next lends the final shot a particular resonance. (4)



I Know Where I'm Going! (Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, 1945) - A Valentine's Day treat - an umpteenth viewing of P&P's superlative Hebridean romance. Hiller is fast becoming my favourite actress and if she doesn't quite match the form she displayed in Pygmalion and Major Barbara (I'm coming round to the opinion that that's one of the two greatest performances ever given by a British actress*), she's terrific nonetheless, while her chemistry with Livesey is an utter delight. The evocation of the wind-ravaged Western Isles is also extraordinary (this was the Archers' third excursion to the area) and Pressburger's script is largely bang on the money. Though money isn't everything, of course. (4)
*Breaking the Waves. Obviously.

The Talk of the Town (George Stevens, 1942) - My girlfriend wanted to rewatch this, and who am I to quibble? A terrific, incisive comedy-drama with a legal theme and a decidedly dark undercurrent. The three stars are simply wonderful and there's a superb supporting cast led by Edgar Buchanan and Glenda Farrell. (4)

Along Came Jones (Stuart Heisler, 1945) - A simply extraordinary comedy-Western written by Nunnally Johnson: doggedly offbeat and bursting with imaginative plot-twists and crafty gags. Gary Cooper, the most criminally underrated comedian of his era, is a joy in the lead and there's a showy part for the wonderful bit player Willard Robertson (the flamboyant defence barrister in the Leisen-Sturges masterpiece, Remember the Night and sheriff in the classic lynch mob drama, The Ox-Bow Incident), playing a super-cool, uber-cynical express company agent, who's both creator and recipient of some killer reversals. (4)



CINEMA: Never Let Me Go (Mark Romanek, 2010) - Its world may be chilly but Never Let Me Go is anything but, thanks largely to a quietly electrifying performance from Carey Mulligan. She’s one of a trio of young friends whose singular, ominous destiny is somehow tied to their time at a mysterious, cloistered school. Beginning with fixed smiles in a hospital theatre, the film casts us into a parallel Britain of perpetual rain - so what’s new? - and major medical advancement. A world where life expectancy has passed 100, but terrible secrets lie behind closed doors. A world where the word “completion” has a devastating significance. A world of “donors” and “carers”. It’s an immersive, compelling blend of sci-fi, love story and state-of-the-nation brilliance that treads a perilous path with virtuosic skill. Its impact is akin to being repeatedly punched in the stomach. The film is director Mark Romanek’s third feature and his first since 2002, but it delivers fully on the promise he showed in a succession of arresting music videos - including the only promo assured to make us all burst into tears, Johnny Cash’s 'Hurt'. Shooting in a palette of greys and pale blues, he alights on telling details - a blank tower block, a fluttering map and a lost ball, all getting rained on to varying degrees - and coaxes first-rate performances from an exceptional cast. Mulligan, whose tremendous subtlety of expression is ideal for such a paean to blank-faced, very English stoicism, is the obvious standout. But Andrew Garfield - fresh from The Social Network - is also on top form, delivering another nuanced, memorable turn, and Keira Knightley continues her unexpected creative upswing in an agreeably enigmatic part. The interaction between the three is faultless and their understated playing ideal for a film that takes in perceived betrayal, fits of anguish and possible redemption, before arriving at whatever the opposite of melodrama is. There’s also an eye-catching bit from that stalwart of genuinely peculiar fare, Charlotte Rampling. From eerie opening to gutting denouement, it’s the feel-bad film of the year. (4)

Le dîner de cons (Francis Veber, 1998) - This were foony. Pointed too. (3.5)

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A couple of films dealing tangentially with the later years of Howard Hughes:

The Hoax (Lasse Hallström, 2006) - An incredibly entertaining re-telling of the Clifford Irving affair, in which the roguish con man (is there any other kind?) sold a faked autobiography of Howard Hughes for $1m. Richard Gere, for all his limitations, is ideal in the lead, Hallstrom's handling is perfect and the script has plenty to say about the changing face of America, without ladling it on. There are some changes to the story that I can't fathom (why relocate large portions of it from Ibiza to the New York suburbs?), but the only real weakness lies in its portrayal of the two women in Irving's life, who appear as little more than ciphers. (3.5)

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Melvin and Howard (Jonathan Demme, 1980) - I had high hopes for this, but it doesn't quite hit the target, largely going astray because it's just too offbeat (and that's not a criticism I level at many films). In any other period than the New Hollywood era it would have focused largely on Melvin's fight to be taken seriously as an heir to Hughes' fortune, and not on his humdrum life beforehand. It's still entertaining and quite illuminating, with strong turns from Robards and Mary Steenburgen, who's the closest thing modern cinema has to a Jean Arthur; alas, not close enough. Trivia stuff: the real Melvin Dummar turns up behind a cafe counter and there's a brief appearance from former noir siren Gloria Grahame (she has one word of dialogue: "One!"), who died the next year. (3)

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The Milky Way (Leo McCarey, 1936) - Screwball comedy is a difficult genre in which to triumph - Hitchcock's notoriously wank Mr and Mrs Smith being a case in point. Happily, McCarey was a master and this effort, starring an all-talking, all-dancing, all-dairy-delivering Harold Lloyd as a milkie-turned-pugilist, performs way above any expectations, particularly in its first half. The script is fresh and funny and there's a hilarious supporting performance from Verree Teasdale in an Eve Arden-esque role. (3)

An Education (Lone Scherfig, 2009) - Enjoyable if unremarkable coming-of-age picture, with a strong script and performances, including a star-making turn from Carey Mulligan. It raises questions it never adequately resolves, but since they're about the nature of education, the role of women in Britain and the nature of life itself, perhaps we can let it off. (3)

Serendipity (Peter Chelsom, 2001) - A sweet romantic comedy with a smart premise and another fine Cusack performance. Its incidental pleasures are few and it's not particularly funny, though Eugene Levy scores big in one of those overbearing, one-joke appearances that never usually work. (3)



My Best Friend (Patrice Leconte, 2006)
*SOME SPOILERS*
- Aka 'The other Who Wants to Be a Millionaire movie'. A touch neat and I'm not sure that quiz show finale works, but pleasant and fairly funny, with nice chemistry between the leads. (3)

Of Human Hearts (Clarence Brown, 1938) - Enjoyable Americana, light on story but rich in flavour. It might have benefited from a subtler script, but Beulah Bondi is as brilliant as ever and there are a few spectacular moments. A rewatch should determine just how good it is. (3)

The Last Gentleman (Sidney Lanfield, 1934) - Snappy little comedy-drama about an ageing millionaire who gathers his clan to determine which of them will inherit his fortune. Mostly notable for George Arliss' grandstanding performance, which includes much posh-voiced posturing and a trio of lovely reflective moments. The supporting cast includes Edna May Oliver, Ralph Morgan, Edward Ellis (The Thin Man) and Donald Meek. (3)



The Last Gangster (Edward Ludwig, 1937) - A really unusual hybrid of gangster flick and "women's picture", made at MGM, with Edward G. Robinson as the Capone-esque kingpin who spends 10 years in Alcatraz obsessing about the son he's never held. His powerhouse turn is the film's major strength, though the smart ending was echoed in films like Le quai des brumes and Carlito's Way. Douglas Scott is curiously cast as Robinson's English-accented offspring, while Jimmy Stewart does quite well in an early role. (3)

Knocked Up (Judd Apatow, 2007) - I hadn't seen this. Now I have. Like most of Apatow's stuff it's pretty funny and possesses moments of great emotional clarity, but it's also meandering and not quite as good as it should be, with an overly sentimental wrap-up. I still like Drillbit Taylor the best of his films. (2.5)



Ice Age (Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha, 2002) - Disjointed but fairly engaging update of the old Three Godfathers story*, lit by a fun ice-slide set-piece and an endlessly amusing squirrel. The final scene, which thaws him out on a desert island, is the highlight. (2.5)
*Filmed most memorably in 1936 - with one of the greatest endings you'll ever see - and by John Ford in 1948, the lush Technicolor cinematography there by Winton C. Hoch.

Babe: Pig in the City (George Miller, 1998) – Utterly bizarre sequel in which Babe moves to America and becomes benevolent dictator of a run-down neighbourhood. Terrifying chase sequences, a litany of damaged characters and an early scene in which Mrs Hoggatt is accused of being a drug mule make this the least suitable children’s entertainment since The Exorcist. It's too incoherent to be great, but too original to be ignored, with a handful of brilliant moments, including a desperately moving boat rescue. (2.5)

Speedy (Ted Wilde, 1928) - This slightly hackneyed Harold Lloyd vehicle - his last silent - really feels like several shorts stitched together, though it's good fun and features some fine sequences, including a gently inventive train ride. Oddly, the mass brawl (which is overlong and lacking in inspiration) and the climactic thrill sequence feel muted and overly familiar, with the latter relying far too much on process shooting. (2.5) For tons more on Lloyd, please clicky here.



Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (George Lucas, 2005) - There's a great story here - locked to a glorious evocation of nauseating, mounting dread - but it's let down by cartoonish visuals (Yoda is terrible), interminable, banal action sequences and dialogue that's utter sith. The acting is erratic - the best performance coming from R2D2 - but while Hayden Christensen's gimmickry is easy to mock, it's often quite effective. (2.5)

Sailor of the King (Roy Boulting, 1953) - For 15 minutes, rather wonderful, then Wendy Hiller wanders off, we skip 20 years and it turns into a standard, though pretty tight WWII actioner. Michael Rennie - who's buried less than a half-mile from here - and Jeffrey Hunter are a bit stiff, but Hiller's typically glorious characterisation more than compensates. (2.5)

Sirens (John Duigan, 1993) - Considering that it's a comedy with no laughs, not bad. Loads of boobs hanging around (I'm teasing) and Hugh Grant's as good as ever (that's very good, if you were wondering). Still, I preferred The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill. (2.5)

Dark Blue (Ron Shelton, 2002) - James Ellroy wrote the story for this between The Cold Six Thousand and Blood's a Rover. It treads familiar ground for him, spotlighting a bent, alcoholic cop (Kurt Russell) whose marriage is on the rocks and whose quest for redemption is going to destroy him. Though his novels are cinematic, the demands of filmic convention generally rob Ellroy's material of its grandeur and cause it to fall apart at the end. The backdrop of the LA Riots is very effective here in terms of atmosphere (the Watts Riots form a key part of Ellroy's first major work, Blood on the Moon), but also pretentious and unilluminating. The film's major strengths are Russell's performance and a storytelling style that braids various contrasting, interesting story strands, though elements of agreeable realism are sadly overwhelmed by the daft finale. The film bears more than a passing resemblance to Training Day, from the same scriptwriter. If you like it, check out Sidney Lumet's meticulous Prince of the City. (2.5)



The Black Dahlia (Brian DePalma, 2006) - Admittedly I don't have any cinematic credits to my name, but you'd think it would be quite easy to make a decent film version of Ellroy's dazzlingly cinematic novel. Curtis Hanson's L.A. Confidential doesn't do justice to the transcendent source - for all its qualities it's too neat, too trite and has too little going on under the surface - but The Black Dahlia is largely about cinema and has a single strong narrative packed with simple but effective set pieces. And say what you like about Brian DePalma (his films are usually crap, he has a stupid beard) - he knows his way around a sleazy narrative with glossy trappings. As it is, the movie has few of the book's virtues (labyrinthine plotting, complex character study, rich atmosphere and an incredible twist) and most of its flaws (reams of grisly detail and a notably weak wrap-up). The principal strengths here are the fascinating setting, slick production design and directorial approach - a pastiche of classic noir that strongly recalls Black Angel, which is explicitly referenced - along with a powerful supporting bit by Aaron Eckhart. We also get a couple of super-stylish touches, including the completely unnecessary crane shot over the store, weighed against DePalma's typically idiotic homages, including a stupid nod to The Birds. Which he even feels the need to repeat. It is the film's other flaws, though, that are the catastrophic ones: the dense plotting is dismantled to the point of being unintelligible (perhaps you can just about tell what happened without knowing the book, but you won't have a clue why), Hartnett is physically incapable of emoting convincingly, while the final act is as bad as the one in The Blue Dahlia. And surely if a key tenet of a book is that two characters look eerily alike, you'd cast the same actress in both parts - or at least two actresses who slightly resemble one another? So it turns out you can make a very underwhelming version of The Black Dahlia, it just takes an ill-judged script, thin characters, a mishandling of the central twist and a melodramatic rendering of a muddle-headed ending. A shame, really, as the first half hour is really promising. (2.5)

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood (S. Sylvan Simon, 1945) - I revisited this having first seen it nearly 10 years ago and I rather wish I hadn't. It's pretty unfunny and it struck me as particularly sad that MGM carpet-bombed the career of Buster Keaton, then cast completely unsuitable comics like A&C in pastiches of his thrill-comedy, realised through terrible back-projection. There's the odd good gag, the celebrated dummy routine and some cameos and MGM lot shots for Hollywood-on-film buffs, but that's about it. (2)

***

SHORTS:

The Goat (Buster Keaton and Malcolm St. Clair, 1921) - Perhaps the greatest Keaton short of all. Breathless and breathtakingly funny, even on 10th viewing. I'd nominate it as an ideal one-stop introduction to silent film (indeed, Paul Merton included it in his Buster doc): it dispels all the myths about the period and could surely win anyone over. Wonderful in every way. (4)



The Boat (Edward F. Cline and Buster Keaton, 1921)
*SOME SPOILERS*

Very good Keaton short, if a touch below his best, largely due to some intrusive model-work. Many excellent sight gags, including the unforgettable sight of him going down with his ship - twice. The spinning ship sequence is genuinely inspired and presumably influenced Inception. (3.5)

Cinderella (Lotte Reiniger, 1922) - This early Reiniger silhouette film is a touch hard to understand - doubly peculiar given the well-worn material - though it's impressively crafted and with eloquent inter-titles. No music on the BFI version, strangely. (3)

The Pink Phink (Friz Freleng and Hawley Pratt, 1964) - The first Pink Panther short. Simple in style and theme, but well-developed and funny. (3)

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TV:

My New Year's resolution was to watch more telly. It's been going well so far. In chronological order, here's what I've seen:

Sherlock (S1, 2010) - Yeah, I finally saw this. Extremely well-written, with a pair of flawless leads, though the second episode is a bit of a weak link. The other two, needless to say, are spectacular. I literally can't wait for it to return. (3.5)



Press Gang (S3, 1991) - The first two series are pretty much the best thing I've ever seen on telly (Brideshead excepted). The third's not quite as strong, but it's still of a very high standard, especially the opener, 'The Big Hello', while Paul Reynolds gives another masterclass in heightened farce in 'Chance Is a Fine Thing'. (3.5)

Press Gang (S4, 1992) - It starts and ends patchily, with an unrealistic first episode and a final one that betrays a certain poverty of ideas, but 'UnXpected' is fascinating and 'The Last Word' is perhaps the greatest Press Gang episode of them all. (3)

Press Gang (S5, 1993) - A bit too cartoonish, all in all, but I enjoyed it a lot regardless. That's aside from the final episode, which is very disappointing - overly ambitious, with jarring shifts between comedy and nightmarish fantasy. (2.5)



Coupling (S1, 2000) and (S2, 2001): Continuing my Moffat extravaganza, I got the Coupling box-set set on Amazon (£12 - bargainous). I saw the first two series over a few nights back in 2003 or 4 and they play the same now as then. They're not inspired, as Press Gang and Sherlock are, but they're diverting, with some really good moments and ideas and Richard Coyle's hysterical characterisation as Jeff. 'The Man With Two Legs', apparently inspired by the Peter Cook sketch 'One Leg Too Few', is transparently the best episode, with several passages of sustained hilarity that are among Moffat's best comedic work. The main criticism of the series is that the female characters aren't that funny and there's a slight absence of heart, though this is remedied somewhat in the second series. (3)

Coupling (S3, 2002) - More of the same, really: Jeff's still entirely hilarious, the hit:miss gag ratio is still pretty high and Moffat continues to revel in the possibilities of flashback, split-screen and generally messing around with episode structure. Curiously, the best two episodes feel like partial retreads of earlier favourites: 'The Girl with One Heart', which recalls 'Inferno', and 'Unconditional Sex', which is essentially 'The Man with Two Legs', but with death replacing the unidexter. The Patrick-Sally relationship moves on nicely in this series, providing a few touching moments alongside the rofls. They're hardly Press Gang's Spike and Lynda, though. (3)

Coupling (S4, 2004) aka Coupling (The Universally Reviled Series 4, 2004) - Losing the best character and replacing him with a guy who isn't that funny was a risky strategy, but it pays off. No it doesn't. I still enjoyed this series, despite its obvious shortcomings (no Jeff, the massive inconsistencies in Jane's character, a tedious subplot about pregnancy pain relief...), though the first three episodes are much better than the last three and - like Press Gang - the final one devotes half its running time to muddled fantasy. (2.5), just about.

Spaced (S1, 1999) and (S2, 2001) - The first series is good, but the second is brilliant, with every episode seemingly better than the last. The bit where Daisy walks into the restaurant in 'Dissolution' is just amazing (I won't say any more than that). (3) and (3.5)



The Glittering Prizes (1976) - The script's the star of this sprawling six-part series from Frederic Raphael: probing, caustic and matchlessly witty, particularly in the two most successful episodes, the Brideshead-esque 'An Early Life' and the frankly outlandish 'A Past Life', which features Eric Porter as a fascist sympathiser. The acting is variable (Tom Conti's bravura central performance is the obvious standout), the worldview sometimes unsavoury and the penultimate episode has passages that really drag, but it's a work touched with a rare brilliance and the dialogue is simply spectacular. I picked it up after hearing Nigel Havers (who has a small but memorable role) say it was the best script he'd ever read. (3.5)

Monday, 31 January 2011

Harold Lloyd, The King's Speech and Tarzan's most annoying friend - Reviews #53



You know Harold Lloyd. Dark hair. Glasses. Smart suit. Hanging from a clock. I've been watching a heap of his films of late. Here's some stuff about them.

Harold Lloyd in...

For Heaven's Sake (Sam Taylor, 1926) - Wow. This will take some beating. A genuinely beguiling, hilarious Harold Lloyd comedy about a spoilt millionaire getting involved with a mission, to win the heart of a girl (Jobyna Ralston). I find Lloyd's work pretty variable. This is one of his less ambitious films but - along with The Kid Brother - the best I've encountered, with a touching romance, stunning set pieces and the funniest drunks that side of Frank McHugh. And the Robert Israel score is one of the loveliest things I've ever heard. (4)

Grandma's Boy (Fred C. Newmeyer, 1922) - Reactionary but charming and pastoral Harold Lloyd vehicle. Nearly missteps with a flashback sequence, then pulls it out of the bag, before climaxing in typically exciting fashion. (4)

A Sailor-Made Man (Fred C. Newmeyer, 1921) - Lloyd's first feature, coming in at a trim 47 minutes, isn't as good as Chaplin's (The Kid), but turns out better than Buster's (The Saphead), with neat characterisation, clever sight gags and an exuberant action climax. Pretending you're a cushion and then kicking someone up the bum so they fall into a swimming pool is always going to be funny. Special mention too for the penultimate scene, where Lloyd just can't get a kiss. (3)

Dr. Jack (Fred C. Newmeyer, 1922) - Unwaveringly pleasant Lloyd vehicle, with our hero as an idiosyncratic country doctor trying to save a sensitive, cloistered girl (Mildred Davis) from her fraudulent doctor, who keeps her dosed up and in the dark. Lots of gentle jokes, before a frenetic finale with more than a hint of Keaton's classic short The Goat, released the previous year. (3)

Why Worry? (Fred C. Newmeyer, 1923) - The first half of this much-praised outing is flatly disappointing, with a super set-up - a hypochondriac gets caught up in a revolution - thwarted by a succession of forced gags. Then suddenly the film bursts into life, climaxing with three hysterical fight scenes and some desperately tender, affecting romantic scenes opposite the wonderful Jobyna Ralston - by far the best of Lloyd's leading ladies, with an easy humour and tremendous natural warmth. There's a sublime closing scene too, which is anarchic, absurd and just plain old nice. (3)

The Cat's Paw (Sam Taylor, 1934) - *SPOILERS* Fine fish-out-of-water Lloyd talkie hampered by a notoriously bizarre final act in which he becomes a dictator. Una Merkel is a glorious leading lady. (3)

Movie Crazy (Clyde Bruckman, 1932) - I read a very enthusiastic review of this sound feature, which is what inspired me to dig out the Lloyd box-set in the first place (I bought it when it came out, watched half of the stuff on it, then got sidetracked and stuck it in a cupboard). Ironically, it's one of his weaker features, with its dearth of genuine belly laughs extending to a notably laughless, scoreless finale, which is essentially just a brutal fight. That's not to say the film doesn't offer plenty of enjoyment. Harold remains an engaging hero, Constance Cummings is a likeable and agreeably modern leading lady and there are some funny set-pieces, like our hero accidentally ruining her car, and his famous "magician's coat" sequence. But the Hollywood setting isn't adequately exploited (it hurts a little that there are no gag cameos; sometimes being independent must suck) and the highs just aren't as high as you'd hope, meaning it can't come close to matching Lloyd's silent classics. It would take Preston Sturges to give him the talkie - and the swansong - he deserved, some 16 years later. (3)

Hot Water (Fred C. Newmeyer and Sam Taylor, 1924) - Little-seen Harold Lloyd comedy is disappointing, disjointed and stressful rather than funny, at least in its first half. Picks up a bit in the second, with a couple of nice thrill sequences. (2.5)

... and here are the rest of the January reviews:

CINEMA: The King's Speech (Tom Hooper, 2010) - Brilliant stuff. As my girlfriend said: "I thought Colin Firth would be Oscar-worthy, but I didn't know he'd be good as well." And he is. Astonishingly good. The script isn't always faithful to the history, we could have used a little less symbolic Churchill and there's a slightly saggy bit at the end of the first third full of Gambon and Pearce, but for the most part this is stirring, funny and riotously enjoyable, with super support from Bonham Carter, Rush and the ever-underrated Anthony Andrews. (4)



The Last Days of Disco (Whit Stillman, 1998) - I dismissed this somewhat on first viewing, as it can't touch Stillman's other entries in the "doomed bourgeois in love" trilogy, Metropolitan and Barcelona. Also, three of the characters look pretty much identical, which meant I found the plot a little hard to follow. Silly old me. A rewatch reveals it to be a minor classic, with Stillman's typically fine ear for dialogue, another brilliant Eigeman performance and plenty of astute commentary on youth, romance and popular culture. I'll catch it again soon. (3.5)

Let Him Have It (Peter Medak, 1991) - Excellent but virtually unwatchable recounting of the Derek Bentley miscarriage of justice. Powerful, polemical and superbly acted across the board, with Paul Reynolds (Press Gang's Colin) matching Eccleston and veterans Courtenay and Atkins. I'll never watch it again, though, as I still feel bloody dreadful a day after seeing it. (3.5)

Quick Change (Howard Franklin and Bill Murray, 1990) - Considered by everyone to be "the great lost Bill Murray comedy", which I think makes that untrue. It's funny, entertaining and offbeat, with a particularly strong opening 15 and plenty of surprises thereafter, even if it's marginally less compelling than Scorsese's unjustly neglected After Hours, with which it has much in common. (3.5)

The Social Network (David Fincher, 2010) - Not quite great, but fascinating and entertaining, with a strong script and performances. (3.5)



The Night They Raided Minsky's (William Friedkin, 1968) - Not much story, but a dazzling evocation of burlesque in the '20s, with a wonderfully eclectic cast: Jason Robards, Jr., Bert Lahr (the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz), Britt Ekland, Norman Wisdom and Fender from Bilko. (3.5)

Flushed Away (David Bowers and Sam Fell, 2006) - I avoided this first time around, due to the apparently unappealing subject matter (I'm as up for a poo gag as the next man who finds poo really funny, but I wasn't sure I wanted to spend a whole film down the toilet), so it's nice to find that it's actually a really refreshing movie. The animation looks a touch primitive compared to recent ventures and Hugh Jackman is all wrong voicing our toffish protagonist, but Winslet's love interest is appealing, the supporting characters are really funny and the chase sequences are genuinely thrilling. (3)

CINEMA: The Green Hornet (Michel Gondry, 2011) - It seems half-finished, with iffy retro-fitted 3D, extended comic interludes crowbarred in pretty much indiscriminately and a minimal amount of Gondry magic. I really didn't care, as it made me laugh a lot. (2.5)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Edgar Wright, 2010) - Flashy, memorable and yet still a bit disappointing really, given the fields of lovingly-tended hype surrounding it. There are loads of good things in it (sight gags, non-sequiturs, one-liners - "Your bad is saying 'My bad'"), but it doesn't quite work as a whole - like Igby Goes Down. And Kieran Culkin is the best thing on show - like Igby Goes Down. Wright's uber-stylised direction and cut-to-the-quick editing provides plenty of colour while cramming about eight hours' worth of stuff into just two, and the supporting cast is really strong, but Cera is uncharacteristically annoying (and, no, I don't think that's intentional) and his chemistry with Lucy McClane is non-existent. Added to which, her character isn't developed beyond a cool wardrobe. And most of the music is a bit weak. Sorry. Still quite good though. (2.5)



Atonement (Joe Wright, 2007) - Knightley is surprisingly good, as is the kid, and the Dunkirk sequence is a knockout (Wright is clearly a fine director), but I'm not sure what the point is. Is it clearer in the novel? (2.5)

Starsky & Hutch (Todd Phillips, 2004) - Good fun, with a few big laughs. I'll watch Owen Wilson in anything (except Meet the Little Fockers). Snoop Dogg has quite a high-pitched voice. (2.5)

Con Air (Simon West, 1997) - Vivid characterisations make this OTT actioner a touch better than average, but the last half hour is pretty boring, and capped off with a hideously ill-judged coda. Cusack and Malkovich are really effective, but then they always are. (2.5)

The Queen (Stephen Frears, 2006) - There are impressive things in it - particularly Mirren - but it's overly repetitive and, like so many of the supporting performances, contrives to just miss the target. Peter Morgan can only write one type of film, can't he? And this is no Frost/Nixon. We could probably all live long and happy lives without the stag metaphor. (2.5)



Torchy Blane.. Playing with Dynamite (Noel M. Smith, 1939) - We wrapped up another series with this one, the final entry in Warner's popular B-movie run of the late 1930s. Blane was the inspiration for Superman's Lois Lane, the name partly drawn from Lola Lane, who played the character in one outing. Glenda Farrell was the only true Blane, though, appearing in seven of the nine entries and getting it supremely, effortlessly right each time. Absent here, Farrell is obviously missed, but Jane Wyman does an unexpectedly strong job of deputising, and Allen Jenkins is very good as her cop boyfriend, replacing Barton McLane. Absent-minded desk sergeant George Guhl is also elsewhere (literally this time), but ever-present Tom Kennedy is back for more as Gahagan, the soft detective with a yen for composing verse. The key for the series was really the performances. The first Blane film, Smart Blonde, benefited from snappy, clever dialogue, but generally the scripts were rushed, meaning the plots were full of holes and the patter erratic. Here, the story is better than usual, with Blane getting slung in jail to befriend gangster's moll Sheila Bromley, though her tactic of getting there - raising 11 false fire alarms - is slightly questionable, and her supposed rivalry with the police evaporates after about 10 minutes. Still, it's tense and enjoyable, with an abrupt ending that works quite well. (2.5)

She Knew All the Answers (Richard Wallace, 1941) - Fun romantic comedy with Franchot Tone, Joan Bennett and such familiar faces as William Tracy (Pepe from The Shop Around the Corner), Thurston Hall, Chester Clute and Billy Benedict in support. Bennett is a showgirl trying to get her boyfriend's stuffy uncle (Tone) to approve of her, so as to free up his mammoth inheritance. He's inheriting money, incidentally, not mammothseses. Instead, Tone takes a bit of a shine to her. The film borrows liberally from Easy Living in its stocks-and-shares subplot - and can't approach the majesty of that cast-iron classic - but it's all very pleasant, and they go to a fair at Coney Island. (2.5)

Dark Alibi (Phil Karlson, 1946) - Unusually well-directed Monogram Chan with an atypically coherent plot. Among the best of the series, then, though still dirt-cheap, with the familiar paucity of scriptwriting class reflected in the cut-price aphorisms. It's worth repeating that these Poverty Row programmers aren't a patch on the Fox films, which are simply wonderful, but fans will probably want to investigate them, once they've worked their way through those earlier classics. (2.5)



I'll Be Yours (William A. Seiter, 1947) - Pretty weak remake of The Good Fairy, with excessive re-writing losing the essence of the original and Tom Drake completely miscast in the Herbert Marshall role. It's one of the final four Deanna Durbin films, which she derided in her 1983 interview with David Shipman. It's perhaps not quite as bad as she made out, but it's streets behind Three Smart Girls or Mad About Music. (2)

Pulp (Mike Hodges, 1972) - A smug, disengaging and often incoherent homage to pulp fiction. There are a few bright moments, a handful of funny in-jokes (that nevertheless betray a certain desperation) and Lizabeth Scott's only movie appearance since 1957, but really it's just a massive disappointment - like a failed version of Gumshoe. (2)

Turner & Hooch (Roger Spottiswoode, 1989) - I saw bits and pieces of this when I was little (I'm 6' 3" now), but thought it deserved a proper go because I read a post on Empire Online raving about it, albeit with the caveat that it had a nostalgic pull. It was alright: Hanks was pretty decent, I'm really not sure about the ending. (2)

Bridget Jones's Diary (Sharon Maguire, 2001) - A zeitgeisty novel becomes undemanding, conventional romantic fare mining the comedy of embarassment. The three leads are all decent, but the script isn't. The Auschwitz joke made me wince. Death camp uniforms, lol. (2)



Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Steven Spielberg, 2008) - Oh dear. Annoying dialogue, action scenes largely shorn of their trademark wonder, a laughably awful plot and a terrible baddie. Even John Hurt's rubbish in it. It makes Temple of Doom look nearly good. Half a mark for the ghost village and old times' sake. (1.5)

"Through the forest I carry the mail/Singing better than a nightingale/As great a lover as postman/And particular friend of the mighty Tarzan."
Tarzan and the Mermaids (Robert Florey, 1948)
*SOME SPOILERS*

The last, and by far the least, of the Weissmuller Tarzans. It's stultifying, truth be told, with a risible storyline utilising a hammy George Zucco, and an inexplicable number of terrible songs (please see above), crooned by John Laurenz. The only brightspots are the snippets of Robert-Florey-does-Robert-Flaherty faux-documentary footage, some decent underwater photography, a bit where loads of stuntmen leap off a cliff and the unexpected octopus duel (it won't be unexpected anymore; sorry). The remaining 61 of the 64 minutes consist of Tarzan swimming and people getting into and out of boats (calling to mind that famous review of They Were Expendable; alas, the similarities end there), as well as those bloody songs. Even Johnny Sheffield and the decent Cheetas had buggered off by this time. RKO's revival of the popular MGM series ultimately created one minor classic of its kind (Desert Mystery), two enjoyable timewasters (Triumphs and Huntress), a pair of iffy, cheesy romps and this dud. (1.5)

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Review: Kate Rusby at the Royal Hall, Harrogate

Friday, December 10, 2010



Surrounded by Christmas trees, fairy lights and a gaggle of cheery musicians, the “Barnsley Nightingale” brought an early festive treat to Harrogate.

“It’s very good to be in Yorkshire,” announces Penistone-born Kate Rusby as she strolls on stage at the Royal Hall, dressed all in black, save for a white necklace and bangle.

The county’s the only place on earth you can get a good cup of tea, she says.

For the next two hours she dazzles a three quarters-full hall with a catalogue of carols and a smattering of songs from her new album, Make the Light.

And while her vocals are plaintive and pure, her personality is playful - and as big as the Royal Hall.

She regales the audience with stories about her daughter and her dog, recalls some peculiar complaints about her performances - “Someone was very offended that I was singing songs about Jesus,” she recalls, while a BBC viewer balked at the sight of her knees - and accuses her multi-instrumentalist husband of being a cross-dresser.

Many of her festive tunes are drawn from the tradition of pub sing-alongs in South Yorkshire and Derbyshire pubs. While some were “thrown out by the Victorians for being too raucous”, there’s room for more reflective fare delivered in Rusby’s inimitable fashion: eyes closed, head cocked to one side, hands clutching the mic stand, her voice as crisp and clear as fresh snow.

The highlights include Here We Come A-Wassailing - even more joyous and knockabout than on the 2008 Christmas record from which eight of the songs are taken - The Holly and the Ivy, slowed down in a manner that makes it sound utterly new, and The Mocking Bird, a glorious cut from Make the Light that’s at once powerful and delicate, the soaring vocal sparsely backed by guitar and bass.

Even the decision to let husband and collaborator Damien O’Kane play the title track from his debut album Summer Hill pays off. Such concessions to a headliner’s partner are usually unwelcome, but O’Kane, from Coleraine, Northern Ireland, has a fascinating voice and Rusby’s harmonising on this lovely song is first-rate.

She rips through Sweet Bells - “an absolute favourite” - and offers a transcendent take on the elliptical Poor Old Horse, before closing with O Little Town of Bethlehem, an effective bit of staging placing the focus on the brass band.

Rusby’s announcement that it would be the last song had drawn groans from the audience. “Well, if you clap loudly, I’ll come back on,” she had added with a wicked grin.

And so she does, quipping: “It just so happens that we do know two more. That’s lucky.”

If Hark, Hark, What News is pleasant if unremarkable, Rusby pulls out all the stops with The Wren, the juxtaposition between her appealing, cheery banter and heart-stopping, often heartbreaking, singing never more pronounced.

Summarising the song’s roots in children’s Christmas tradition - “Look, we’ve got a bird in a box - some treats and money, please” - she recalls her own confusion at the lyrics, “We have cannon and ball to conquer them all”, which as a young girl she took to refer to the ‘80s comedians, then promptly launches into a spellbinding vocal that sends a shiver down the spine.

My dad, who was up in the dress circle, said it brought back memories of seeing Sandy Denny in her prime, which is as high praise as I can think of.

“I love Christmas,” Rusby had told us. Her Harrogate gig was a captivating evening that for a few hundred of us heralded the real start of the festive season.
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This article was written by Rick Burin and appeared on Page 27 of the Harrogate Advertiser, December 24, 2010.

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Review of 2010

Hello, it's been a while. Yes it has. But then I've been pretty busy, and there's still no-one paying me to do this (I know, extraordinary). Since most of us don't just watch films from the year we're currently in, here's a more realistic review of the year - a quick wrap up of the best stuff I saw in 2010. If you want to skip the stats and cut to the capsule round-up, you'll find it near the bottom. Haha. Bottom.

Top 100 of 2010

Features (>40 mins) - first viewings in bold



New view of the year: Elia Kazan's A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

1. Remember the Night (Mitchell Leisen, 1940) (4)
2. Cinema Paradiso: Director's Cut (Giuseppe Tornatore, 1988/2002)
3. Metropolitan (Whit Stillman, 1990)
4. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Elia Kazan, 1945)
5. The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972)
6. Ball of Fire (Howard Hawks, 1941)
7. The Human Comedy (Clarence Brown, 1943)
8. My Darling Clementine – Pre Release Version (John Ford, 1946)
9. Punch-Drunk Love (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2002)
10. It's Love I'm After (Archie Mayo, 1937)

11. Heaven Can Wait (Ernst Lubitsch, 1943)
12. Låt den rätte komma in (Tomas Alfredson, 2008) aka Let the Right One In
13. Roman Holiday (William Wyler, 1953)
14. One Sunday Afternoon (Stephen Roberts, 1933)
15. Pickup on South Street (Samuel Fuller, 1953)
16. High Noon (Fred Zinnemann, 1952)
17. Pygmalion (Anthony Asquith and Leslie Howard, 1938)
18. Separate Tables (Delbert Mann, 1958)
19. The Road (John Hillcoat, 2009)
20. Partie de campagne (Jean Renoir, 1936)


21. The Godfather Part II (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
22. The Secret of Roan Inish (John Sayles, 1994)
23. Menschen am Sonntag (Robert Siodmak and Edgar G. Ulmer, 1929) aka People on Sunday
24. La gloire de mon père (Yves Robert, 1990) aka My Father's Glory

25. Trouble in Paradise (Ernst Lubitsch, 1932)
26. Il Gattopardo (Luchino Visconti, 1963) aka The Leopard
27. The Chorus (Christophe Barratier, 2004)
28. Lady for a Day (Frank Capra, 1933)
29. Little Voice (Mark Herman, 1998)
30. Trees Lounge (Steve Buscemi, 1996)


31. Withnail & I (Bruce Robinson, 1987)
32. One, Two, Three (Billy Wilder, 1961)
33. Mona Lisa (Neil Jordan, 1986)
34. Quai des Orfèvres (Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1947)
35. Toy Story 3 (Lee Unkrich, 2010) (Cinema)
36. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Phil Lord and Chris Miller, 2009)

37. La Haine (Matthieu Kassovitz, 1995)
38. It's a Great Feeling (David Butler, 1949)
39. Tirez sur le pianiste (François Truffaut, 1960) aka Shoot the Piano Player
40. X2 (Bryan Singer, 2003)

41. Glengarry Glen Ross (James Foley, 1992)
42. Election (Alexander Payne, 1999)
43. Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (Susanna White, 2010) (Cinema)
44. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream (Peter Bogdanovich, 2007)

45. Confessions of Boston Blackie (Edward Dmytryk, 1941)
46. Midnight Run (Martin Brest, 1988)
47. Gumshoe (Stephen Frears, 1971)
48. Smart Woman (Gregory La Cava, 1931)
49. Slumdog Millionaire (Danny Boyle, 2008)
50. A Guy Named Joe (Victor Fleming, 1943)

51. The History Boys (Nicholas Hytner, 2006)
52. Big Time (Chris Blum, 1988)
53. That's the Spirit (Charles Lamont, 1945)
54. WALL-E (Andrew Stanton, 2008) (3.5)
55. Major Barbara (Gabriel Pascal, 1941)
56. Tin Men (Barry Levinson, 1987)
57. Bridge to Terabithia (Gabor Csupo, 2007)
58. Le château de ma mere (Yves Robert, 1990) aka My Mother's Castle
59. The Sure Thing (Rob Reiner, 1985)
60. Wah-Wah (Richard E. Grant, 2005)


61. Love in the Afternoon (Billy Wilder, 1957)
62. Toy Story (John Lasseter, 1995)
63. Folies Bergère de Paris (Roy Del Ruth, 1935)
64. A Royal Scandal (Ernst Lubitsch, 1945)
65. Ratatouille (Brad Bird, 2007)
66. La leggenda del pianista sull'oceano (Giuseppe Tornatore, 1998) aka The Legend of 1900
67. Smart Blonde (Frank MacDonald, 1937)
68. Isle of the Dead (Mark Robson, 1945)
69. My Sister Eileen (Richard Quine, 1955)
70. Babe (Chris Noonan, 1995)

71. Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright, 2004)
72. Frost/Nixon (Ron Howard, 2008)
73. The Amazing Mr. Blunden (Lionel Jeffries, 1972)
74. The Science of Sleep (Michel Gondry, 2006)
75. Cry of the City (Robert Siodmak, 1948)
76. Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore, 2009)

77. The Big Combo (Joseph H. Lewis, 1955)
78. Mesrine: L'ennemi public n°1 (Jean-François Richet, 2008) aka Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1
79. Sir Henry at Rawlinson End (Steve Roberts, 1980)
80. Three Godfathers (Richard Boleslawski, 1936)

81. Kiss Them for Me (Stanley Donen, 1957)
82. Pushing Tin (Mike Newell, 1999)
83. Educating Rita (Lewis Gilbert, 1983)
84. In the Shadow of the Moon (David Sington, 2007)
85. Drillbit Taylor (Steven Brill, 2008)
86. Torrid Zone (William Keighley, 1940)
87. Tom, Dick and Harry (Garson Kanin, 1941)

88. Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Stanley Kubrick, 1963)
89. Topkapi (Jules Dassin, 1964)
90. Toy Story 2 (John Lasseter and Ash Brannon, 1999)

91. Four Lions (Chris Morris, 2010) (Cinema)
92. Station West (Sidney Lanfield, 1948)
93. Atlantic City (Louis Malle, 1980)
94. Happy Go Lovely (H. Bruce Humberstone, 1951)

95. A Bug's Life (John Lasseter, 1998)
96. Stanno tutti bene (Giuseppe Tornatore, 1990) aka Everybody's Fine
97. (500) Days of Summer (Marc Webb, 2009)
98. The Night My Number Came Up (Leslie Norman, 1955)
99. The Big Easy (Jim McBride, 1986)
100. Inception (Christopher Nolan, 2010)


Total films seen: 304

Decade-by-decade breakdown:

1920s: 2
1930s: 46
1940s: 53
1950s: 35
1960s: 18
1970s: 11
1980s: 21
1990s: 35
2000s: 75
2010s: 8

Rewatches: 42
Premieres (oh, alright, "first viewings"): 262

Assorted trivia:


Craze: Owen Wilson.

FILM
Crazes of the year:
Wendy Hiller, Giuseppe Tornatore, Pixar, Owen Wilson, Michel Gondry, Glenda Farrell, John Cusack.
Continuing preoccupations: Jason Robards, Jr., Lee Tracy, Emily Watson, John Sayles, spotty '80s action-comedies.
Revelation of the year: Leslie Howard - with comedy, a magician. Not so hot at drama, as we know.
Stuff I caught up on: Comic book films, Judd Apatow, '90s British comedy-dramas.
Happiest surprises: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (4) - which I'd hyped up quite a lot as it was - finding out that My Darling Clementine (4) was even better before Zanuck's uncharacteristically duff meddling, Let the Right One In (4), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (4), Drillbit Taylor (3.5), Little Voice (4) and the unheralded Wah-Wah (3.5), with Nicholas Hoult somehow matching Emily Watson's usual pyrotechnics. I found a new Thank Your Lucky Stars/Road to Morocco in the shape of It's a Great Feeling (4).
Biggest disappointments: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2.5), The Proud Valley (2.5), revisiting I'm All Right Jack to discover that I don't really like it anymore (2.5), much of Fellini's Roma (2), the stiltedness of Shanghai Express (2) (some breathtaking religious imagery aside), the second halves of Kick-Ass (3) and Le mépris (2), virtually all of Tati's interminable Play Time (1.5).
Some favourite moments: Peggy Ryan cutting loose with an exuberant dance number in That's the Spirit, Bill Nighy's monologue in Shaun of the Dead, a man putting another man in a bin in The Science of Sleep, James Dunn at the piano in A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Wendy Hiller saying "Not bloody likely" in Pygmalion, Big Spender from Little Voice, Michael and Vito's talk in the garden in The Godfather, Glenda Farrell saying, "I love you for doing this" in Lady for a Day, Edward G. Robinson's cameo in It's a Great Feeling and the final moments of Quai des Orfèvres.
Favourite joke (excluding all the ones I laugh at every year): Either "Lilliput!" from Sir Henry at Rawlinson End, or Dakin in The History Boys, talking about busy schedules.
Best film I saw at the cinema: Toy Story 3.

OTHER
Best TV movie:
The Iceman Cometh (Sidney Lumet, 1960).
Best TV series: Press Gang (Various, 1989-1993), written by Steven Moffat.
Best gigs: Suede at the Royal Albert Hall, Ross Noble at the Grand Opera House, York.
Best goal: Matty Burrows, for Glentoran against Portadown.
Worst meal: Gone-off Quorn Lasagne (one mouthful).

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Shorts (Top 10)

1. Presto (Doug Sweetland, 2008) (4)
2. Lifted (Gary Rydstrom, 2006)
3. DTV: Cracking Contraptions (Loyd Price and Christopher Sadler, 2002) (4)
4. Knick Knack (John Lasseter, 1989/2003) (3.5)
5. Field and Scream (Tex Avery, 1955)
6. Boundin' (Bud Luckey and Roger Gould, 2003)
7. DTV: BURN-E (Angus MacLane, 2008) (3)
8. One Man Band (Mark Andrews and Andrew Jimenez, 2005)
9. A Few Moments With Eddie Cantor (Lee DeForest, 1923)
10. Bottle Rocket (Wes Anderson, 1992)

Total shorts seen:
37 (all first viewings)

Monday, 1 November 2010

Review: Ardal O'Hanlon at Harrogate Theatre

Friday, October 22, 2010



Ardal O’Hanlon is pretending to put his leg in the Large Hadron Collider.

And, for just an instant, he morphs into Father Douglas Maguire, the endearing, enduring innocent he played in sitcom Father Ted.

It’s a lovely moment in a set that’s otherwise ruled by O’Hanlon’s stand-up persona: irascible, irreverent and trivially vindictive.

This is the first time the comic has played Harrogate and he starts in style, encouraging two lengthy ovations.

Then he makes a few latecomers repeat the exercise, before claiming that everyone else has already done an impression of a bear.

Strolling confidently around the stage, he reveals he was named after the scene of an industrial disaster, saying his brothers are called Chernobyl and Hiroshima. And Wetherby.

A group at the back shout their disapproval.

“Ah, ” says O’Hanlon. “Maybe I should have picked somewhere further away.”

Outsourcing

The economic climate has impacted on everyone. O’Hanlon says he’s had to outsource his joke-writing to India - and a chap named Sanjeev.

“Most of my current material is about arranged marriages and the perils of bathing in the Ganges, ” he says.

This proves to be untrue.

Instead, he focuses on sex, family and the oddness of Ireland, while touching on such diverse topics as DIY (“I need a man in my life”), fictional pals (“My imaginary friend had an imaginary friend who was a real person. He was a lad in my class at school”) and murderers (“They’re awful eejits, wearing jumpers on their heads. The time to wear a jumper on your head is when the police are looking for you”).

There’s a dark streak a mile wide running through O’Hanlon’s show, but it never feels forced or overbearing, because of his offhand, engaging manner.

And every so often he corpses, which just adds to the fun.

He’s tried living every day as if it was his last, “in bed with an oxygen mask and a bedpan”.

With his brothers, he’s had to decide what to do with their ailing mother. “Ever since the accident, she spends the whole day looking through the window. I wanted to let her in, but they where having none of it.”

The audience roars.

“I don’t know why that’s funny, ” O’Hanlon deadpans. “That Sanjeev is sick.”

Moving on to bedroom matters, he says he’s always had trouble with bras, leading to more difficulties than you might think. “Sometimes my wife slings a bra across the front door and I can’t even get in the house, ” he says.

He recalls his father teaching him about the birds and the bees, coughing nervously for an age, before blurting out: ‘You know girls don’t have willies.’

“To this day I still associate sex with tuberculosis, ” he says.

Enemies

Now he has kids of his own. At first he wasn’t keen on the idea.

“I’ve enough enemies without spawning more, ” he says.

“Also I’m Irish, so I don’t want anyone to inherit my land... ever.”

The experience has left him confused. Children change all the time. He slips into a bass voice to impersonate his son on the answerphone: “There’s nobody here now, I’ve got them in a bag.”

He continues to attract adversaries. He recently asked an overweight woman: ‘When are you due?’

“Then I realised she wasn’t pregnant, so I added: ‘another snack’. Got myself out of that hole.”

Now scandals in the Catholic Church have left him in a tricky position.

“You can’t even admit to being a fictional priest anymore, that’s what I find, ” he says.

It’s only when he mimes sticking his hand, leg and some Maltesers in the Large Hadron Collider that we see a trace of the mischievous, guileless Dougal.

But that’s fine.

O’Hanlon’s stand-up persona is so blackly engaging and his show so enjoyable that we don’t miss his most famous creation a bit.
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This article was written by Rick Burin and appeared on Page 25 of the Harrogate Advertiser, October 29, 2010.

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Review: Jeremy Hardy at Harrogate Theatre

Tuesday, October 19, 2010



JEREMY Hardy’s rambling new show had “never been tested on humans” before coming to Harrogate.

His willing subjects reacted favourably to material about religion, history and the Government, but got a touch frosty when Hardy turned his gaze on the nation’s soldiers.

Coming soon after spirited sets from Stewart Lee and Josie Long, the show at first feels a little low-key.

There’s no fanfare: Hardy just ambles on and starts chatting. He’s relatively quiet and appears to lack the presence of someone like Lee, standing on a spot centre-stage, his feet close together.

But the experienced comedian quickly grows into the set, aided by laid-back delivery, a fine turn of phrase and a fondness for waving his hands above his head in exasperation.

His performance has playful moments, like a game of ‘peepo’ with a 24-year-old in the audience and one-liners as deliciously puerile as: “I think I might be food intolerant. I find it just turns brown and falls out of my bottom.”

Righteous rage

Hardy’s at his best, though, in the incisive, sure-footed political routines, sardonic but underpinned by righteous rage. “A free and frank discussion of my entrenched views”, he calls it.

He hasn’t toured under a Conservative administration for 13 years and for a committed socialist, that’s clearly significant.

“Everybody has been saying: ‘Labour, they’re as bad as the Tories.’ Then the Tories get in and you think: ‘They’re not, are they?’, ” he says.

He says the Conservatives have “taken on human form. That’s when they are at their most dangerous” and imagines the tributes that will be paid after Margaret Thatcher’s death: “Blair will say she was the people’s Pinochet.”

He claims Nick Clegg has worn the same expression since opting to form a coalition, “a kind of complacent shame” but that Blair is “entirely sincere - that’s what’s so scary about him”.

“He thinks he’s doing God’s work. God, in his wisdom, should give Tony some light housework, ” he adds.

If so many warring nations are acting on God’s behalf, then something is amiss, “He’s a stirrer.”

Singing debut

As you might expect with a first date, Hardy occasionally falters, peppering his spiels with “y’know”s until he’s back on track. Or covering with a story about making his adult singing debut in Harrogate.

But he does more than two hours of material in all - and most of it is very funny.

There are scattershot gags about the world around us, from sunglasses (“What happened to screwing your eyes up?”), to updates on social networking websites (“‘Seems like I’m indispensable, LOL’? These people are like characters from The Dandy”) and starting every day with a positive mental attitude (“It lasts only as long as you find the milk has gone off and wish you’d never been born”).

He offers his thoughts on the deficit (“don’t give the money back”), the theatre’s decor (“I’m not sure the naked children are entirely appropriate”) and colonial camouflage (“a bright red tunic? Try finding a country that matches that”) before reaching the most challenging part of the show.

“I’m sure soldiers are fit, ” Hardy observes.

“So fit they can kill a man just by shooting him.”

Discomfort

It’s now that a section of the crowd stops laughing and starts looking a bit uncomfortable. Though it’s fascinating to watch a comic so openly confronting an audience’s beliefs, the mood doesn’t improve until he quits talking about Iraq, Afghanistan and the sub-standard education of the armed forces and returns to discussing Britishness.

“If someone asks how you are, don’t say ‘I’m good’, that’s a moral judgement, ” he says. “‘Mustn’t grumble’ is the correct response.”

Then he’s on to culture. “If people don’t understand you, the chances are you’re a conceptual artist or a weirdo.”

And Nietzsche. “‘Whatever doesn’t hurt you makes you stronger’? He obviously never caught TB or hit his knee on the corner of a filing cabinet.”

It’s enough to win back the crowd and draw sufficient applause for an encore.

The test of Hardy’s new material proved a success, then, even if some of it caused uneasiness.
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This article was written by Rick Burin and appeared on Page 25 of the Harrogate Advertiser, October 29, 2010.

Thursday, 28 October 2010

Review: Josie Long at Harrogate Theatre

Tuesday, October 12, 2010



IT’S good to live in a world with Josie Long.

The daft, cheery and now politically-energised Kent-born stand-up is great company, and has the jokes to match her delightful stage presence.

High-fiving herself, shooting out her familiar catchphrase of “Am I right?” - and a new one, “Buckle me in” - she’s a bundle of energy, and her fresh, funny material has acquired an added bite.

As her touring show reaches its 16th date in the lovely surroundings of a Studio Theatre decked out like a ‘70s living-room, the audience is treated to no fewer than three cracking sets, courtesy of Long, potential star James Acaster and musician The Pictish Trail, a former pupil at St John Fisher in Harrogate.

Long describes her opening spiel as “admin”, saying “if it’s funny, you’re doing it wrong”, but she’s soon reeling off jokes, saying six unoccupied chairs are “the devil’s seats”.

Having walked on with a mug of tea, she duly distorts the cosiness of the image.

“I’ve brought my tea on. I put crack in it. But you’re supposed to smoke crack, so it has no effect. If anything, it’s just gritty tea.”

She promises extreme language, but assures the audience: “I have a big chubby face like a baby - so how can it count?”

And anyway, the show is going better than her date in Trowbridge. “I thought they were going to set us alight, ” she recalls.

James Acaster

Her first support act bounds onto the stage: gangly, curly-haired James Acaster, whose schtick is essentially ‘the funniest guy you knew at uni’.

Whizzing through material about skydiving - with memorable audience participation - safari parks and homies called Simon, he improvises wildly, and the effect is nothing short of sensational.

The lightning-witted comedian further engages the crowd with a chat about bands they’ve been in, before an inspired routine about a terrible gig in Stockport during his musical days.

Finding his audience consisted of two girls in pink puffa jackets, he attempted to back out, only for an ageing rocker on the bill to decide the show must go on, uttering the immortal words: “What if Paul Weller walks in?”

“Does he live in Stockport?” Acaster enquired.

“He lives wherever the hell he wants to live, ” the man replied.

The Pictish Trail appears scowling, with his hood up, before firing up a techno track with aggressively puerile lyrics. Suddenly it cuts out. “None of my songs are like that, ” he says jovially, breaking into some folk music with more than a whiff of ‘90s duo Arab Strap.

Talented, versatile and charmingly nervous, the Scottish-accented singer makes a mockery of his difficult position on the bill with an engaging set that’s stuffed with his trademark 30-second songs.

Astronaut

Then it’s over to headliner Josie Long, who starts the second half in character.

“Thank you for clubbing together to organise this chance for me to talk about my career as an astronaut, ” she says, explaining that she’ll be answering seven questions put on the NASA website “as part of their comedy festival”.

Handily recapping for stragglers, she reveals that she “first decided to go up space after having looked at the stars”.

It turns out the routine is based on a belligerent acquaintance.

“It’s essentially a protracted impression of my sister’s friend. And she’s not even an astronaut.”

The show proper is a hotchpotch of disparate routines - covering Conservatism, dream parents and the paparazzi - loosely tied together by the idea that until lately Long hadn’t been doing good in any meaningful way.

“Going to Glastonbury Festival is not in itself a political act, ” she wryly observes.

There’s also quite a lot of stuff about breakfast.

Long used to be a sceptic (“Oh OK, I’ll eat breakfast and later I’ll learn to drive... SQUARE, ” she exclaims), but has recently become a believer.

She devotes a sizeable portion of the show (pun very much intended) to Walter Ezell, a gay American who posted a photo of his intimidating morning meal on the internet every day for a year - “everything that’s good and everything that’s unacceptable about America... before nine in the morning”.

Nye Bevan

After fantasising about having Ezell, Billy Bragg or Nye Bevan as a father, Long begins to reminisce about life under Labour, which was “like hanging out with a dear old friend who you suspected had betrayed you”.

As the set develops, it becomes clear that she has become newly engaged with politics, finally having something to rail against.

Her response is a mixture of surrealistic fancy (suggesting George Osborne has taken the shape of a bird to attack her), four-letter words and genuine rhetoric, as she attacks the people who look like her, dress like her, but voted in the Tories.

The sublime punchline fuses history, silliness and righteous anger: “Et tu hipsters.”

It’s an arresting direction for a comedian whose ready wit and DIY sensibility - stretching to a photocopied programme and a pad of hand-drawn illustrative aids - have largely been targeted at more trivial subjects.

The slice-of-life gags are still intact (“Not everyone who talks to you wants to have sex with you. Women: be less paranoid. Men: stop it.”) and so are the ridiculous one-liners: she prefaces a joke about the Tube, a bugbear of non-London audiences, by describing it as “like an underground spaceworm”.

But Long now has loftier targets in the crosshairs. I can’t wait to see what she does next.
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This article was written by Rick Burin and appeared on Page 23 of the Harrogate Advertiser, October 22, 2010.